Ozzy nuptials – VIP package for your unholy heart

By Carol Anne Szel

I have nothing much to say except I think hell just froze over. Or we have officially spun off  into musical Armageddon.

Please say it ain’t so. Ozzy, I love you, did a great interview with you not so long ago for our cover story, but you bit the heads off pigeons and spit them out onto the cheering hordes of fans.  Now you want the groom to kiss the bride in wedded bliss in front of you?

The rest of my blog will be the official press release.  All I can say is that I am at a loss for words and going to put on some Sabbath and grab a box of tissues.

“Hard rocking brides and grooms looking for an exciting unique way to tie the knot this summer can now walk down the aisle on their special day with the Unholy Matrimony Package at a stop on this summer’s OZZFest, August 14-24.

As with other wedding packages, the one-stop Unholy Matrimony Packages provides just about everything the happy couple will need…except a marriage license.  Each special package includes a variety of items to mark the special day and 10 general admission pit tickets for the bride & groom and 8 guests; an official OZZFest wedding ceremony by ordained minister, OZZFest’s MC Big Dave; an OZZFest cake and champagne toast.  In addition, all 10 guests will get early entry into the venue with an exclusive pre-show backstage tour hosted by Big Dave; access to the OZZFest VIP lounge; specially designed Ozzfest tour shirts; collectible tour posters (numbered, limited), PIIQ – Bass Masq Earbuds by Sony and official OZZFest guitar picks.  Beyond the above, each lucky couple will be eligible for a special OZZFest wedding gift from the Unholy Matrimony bridal registry, generously supplied by this year’s OZZFest sponsors.  Items will include a Monster Energy Refrigerator (with twelve cases of Monster Energy Drink to get started), a special ESP LTD Signature Series GUS-200.  Details on the registry will be released in the coming weeks.

While the Unholy Matrimony Package options have already been sold for the California, Connecticut and New Jersey shows, the Tuesday, Aug 17 at the First Midwest Bank Amp. in Chicago, IL, Thurs, Aug 19 at the First Niagara Pavilion in Pittsburgh, PA and Tue, Aug  24 at the Comcast Center in Boston, MA remain available.”

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One thought on “Ozzy nuptials – VIP package for your unholy heart

  1. In your article about VIP packages. I saw the James Taylor/Carole King Concert from the VIP seats and one thing your article didn’t mention was that we also got to meet them after the sound check. They came over to where we were seated and spent at least an hour and a half with us all. They could have sat behind a table (KISS)and ran us through like cattle but they didn’t. This is why these 2 are still relevant today. They know their audiences and care about them. Music aside,, these are two first rate, first class people. I saw this trend coming and knew no other act would do it for charity. I am very picky how I spend my concert dollars and this was well worth it.

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